Showing posts with label MASH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MASH. Show all posts

3.04.2012

My MASH Life

Remember MASH??

My goal was always:

House: Mansion (duh)
Boyfriend: Jon from New Kids On the Block (Jordan was so typical)
Car: Corvette (what? Barbie had one)
Pet: I can't remember having any affinity for animals, even as a child
Job: Broadway dancer
City: New York

Who knew that my real life MASH would look more like this:

House: Teeny tiny apartment (I'm still holding out for the perfect mansion)
Boyfriend: French Copain (tall, dark hair, kind eyes, neurotic, likes New Girl too, loves Paris like me, can't dance like Jon)
Car: hahahahahahahah. No car. Velib it dude
Pet: Plants - Jeannette the orchid and No Name Ikea palm tree (Copain is their caretaker)
Job: Not a Broadway dancer... except in my dreams
City: Paris

La vie est drĂ´le n'est pas?