Step one: lay down plastic and lightly sand the furniture you wish to paint.
Step two: get our your handy dandy paint suppliers that you bought at Bricorama yesterday.
Opps! go back go back you skipped a step...take table apart, THEN take out paint supplies!
Step three: Paint like you've never painted before!
Step four: wait 24 hours (or more if you are a patient person)
Step five: TA DA! Admire your work!