1.26.2010

Note To Self

Dear Self,

Next time you go to get an X-ray of your back in France, try to wear granny undies or at least bring an extra pair in your purse. Both you and the X-ray technician will be a lot less flustered at 8.15 in the morning. No one wants to see your cheeks hanging out of the hospital gown that early. Your nervous and clenched, exposed bum will thank you too.

Love,
Me

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2 comments:

  1. Enjoy your ass while you still have one

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  2. HAHAHAHA! I know, after kids I might get the mom butt and my badunkadunk will do a disappearing act! (or so I hear!)

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