1. Dog poop radar - I'd never step in another pile of French poodle poop again :-)
2. The ability to argue my point like a Frenchie (yes, I consider this a superpower) - I could yell, get upset, maybe even be rude, but still maintain the respect of the other person at the end of the day. How do they do it?!
4. Be able to move continents - then the US would be right next door and I could still live in Paris and still be super close to ma famille.