Showing posts with label Running late. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Running late. Show all posts

10.11.2010

Get Fit Fast with the Frenchies

Get Fit Fast with the Frenchies - Parisian Pound-Dropping Master Plan


So simple with guaranteed results!

Our motto - it pays to run late!


Step 1: Set alarm for 7am.

Step 2: Snooze until 7:45am

Step 3: Check Facebook and emails on your Iphone until 8am.

Step 4: Get out of bed.

Step 5: Make coffee and read blogs while drinking coffee.

Step 6: Look at clock.  (??!!!!"'"'(&"à'ç!&"ç'&!!!)

Step 7: takeashower, doyourhairandmakeup, getdressed, grabyourstuff, runoutthedoor - wait - didyoulockthedoor??!!! runbackupstairstocheckthedoor!! runtothemetro, swweeeaaaaat ALOT. getoffthemetroandruntothenextmetro, sweeaaaaaat A LOT MORE. getoffthemetroandruntoyouroffice, arriveattheoffice, sayhellotoeveryone, wipeoffyoursweatmustache, breathbreathbreath, sweatalot, wipeoffthesweatandairoutyourpits, openthewindow, sitatyourdesk, sweatsomemore. Go get more coffee in the staff corner. Start your day.

Step 8: Watch the pounds disappear....VOILA!! The new way to drop those unwanted pounds fast! Start running late today!!